Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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