Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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