how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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