carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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