Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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