I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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