True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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