she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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