take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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