My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Dignity is for republicans.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
They took my balls.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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