i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize
