Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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