I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Randomize