Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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