We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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