Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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