But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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