woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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