i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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