just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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