every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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