He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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