I think I died a long time ago.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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