So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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