True but thats because hes a fetus.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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