I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
