I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Duck Duck Cougar?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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