I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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