I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been