i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!