At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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