No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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