Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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