You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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