Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
