I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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