Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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