Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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