it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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