i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I looked at my own cervix.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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