I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
