There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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