I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
we're making bets on your personal life
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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