Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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