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Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
do herpes really smell.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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