I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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