i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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