This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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