I wannas sexs uuuuu
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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