sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I have aggressive nipples.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
