Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
im on a boat
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