Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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