scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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